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dumb conversations between dumb people

• hannah: runs away*****
• me: olies over you demanding you stop while eating a rad looking piece of pizza
• hannh: -you spelled ollies wrong- no
• me: i realized that
• rolls over you with a bulldozer damn this pizza is totes rad
• hannah: nope thats me drivin
• dey see me rollin'
• dey hatin'
• patrol gonna catch krystal white and nerdy
• me: drives next to you in mustang
• sup yo, that ride totally ain't pimpin' i shout as i speed away laughing because i am not nerdy, i am totally ill
• hannah: laughs as you speed too fast and crash into a wall and die
• me: sips slushie which is in my right hand -my pizza slice resides in the brother hand- enjoying the view of my surroundings as i float safely down from the sky because i recently had my mustang outfitted with a seat that ejects when i feel the need arises
• hannah: pizza and a slushie... that sounds really gross together also only nerds would eat that and be smart enough to design an eject seat trying to appear cool but makes a fool out of themselves.
• so...
• krystals white and nerdy
• hannah caught you white and nerdy
• me: sweet little hannah has so very much to learn, for i am a new strain of nerd, a breed all in its own in which brainy bros and total chill bros are combined to create only the most epic of nerds, the nerd that every little child sitting in front of their tvs strive to be when they grow up, the type of nerd only the totes ill can even dream of being
• hannah: .... you are so dumb LMFAO